...but everything that's come into my head that I've felt like putting on paper or running through a word processor has me creating a comic book that has little dialogue and no drawings.
But now that we're here, let's discuss Latisse. The drug "is a prescription treatment for hypotrichosis used to grow eyelashes, making them longer, thicker and darker. Eyelash hypotrichosis is another name for having inadequate or not enough eyelashes." (Cite from Latisse's Web site.)
Also from the site: "LATISSE® use may cause darkening of the eyelid skin which may be reversible. LATISSE® use may also cause increased brown pigmentation of the colored part of the eye which is likely to be permanent." (Italics, of course, mine.)
This means the eyelid skin darkening, since it may be reversible, also may be irreversible! And Latisse can freaking turn your eyes brown!
Latisse has the potential to make one's eyelashes 25 percent longer, with effects becoming noticable after two months of use.
Is that a big flapping deal? Am I nutty for not understanding how the hell this drug is worth taking?
The gods (in the US, the pharmaceutical industry qualifies as a deity) must be crazy!
05 November, 2009
Apologies for Not Posting Lately...
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26 October, 2009
'Straight From the Bog.' (C) Ocean Spray
Ohhhh-kaaay. That's the slogan they're going with?
This is what a bog is, according to dictionary.net: "A quagmire filled with decayed moss and other vegetable matter; wet spongy ground where a heavy body is apt to sink; a marsh; a morass."
I can't even think of a worse slogan for Ocean Spray to have. Maybe "Ocean Spray: Mostly Toilet Water"?
...Yeesh. Maybe they ought to reconsider their advertising firm. Who the hell wants something that's fresh from landfill juice?
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Labels: dictionary.net, ocean spray, slogan, straight from the bog
Spanish-speaking Clown Cowboys Electrocuting A Guy for Fun and (Very Little) Money!
I was flipping through television channels and came upon the Spanish Channel.
The show's MCs were dressed in clown-ish makeup and wore cowboy-kinda clothes. They also had fake hair that came from their ten gallon hats that looked like red yarn -- Raggedy Ann and Andy-style.
And that wasn't the weirdest part.
The two MCs egged on a person who picked numbers on a board. The numbers were taken away, and behind them was either a lightning bolt or a dollar amount.
Now's probably the time to talk about the person's (likely) family member, who was strapped into a chair and holding two e-meter thingies in his hands, but wasn't auditing for Scientology... Or maybe he was -- I don't know exactly how Scientology goes.
If the person picking the numbers revealed a lightning bolt, the guy got the juice. If the person got the money... Well, the person got the money.
Eventually, the guy strapped into the chair couldn't take one of his zappings, and let go of his e-meter.
All for $350.
That's Entertainment!
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Labels: game show, raggedy andy, raggedy ann, spanish tv, that's entertainment
20 October, 2009
OK... So Methadone Knocked Me On My Ass For A Month
Did not see that one coming!
But now things seem to be better... And not in the way I said before. For example: Now I know that I cannot lay down for a second during the day or I will pass right the hell out. If my head hits a pillow, bam!, I'm asleep for at least thirty minutes. That's how things have been for about a month now.
Then I got an idea: To try sitting about my apartment instead of laying about it. It turns out that this simple act changed my sleeping habits. Now I don't go to sleep until my head hits my pillow at 1 a.m. Previously, I had thought I couldn't do anything to affect how much and when I slept, so I didn't bother modifying my actions. It's a good thing I did, because my life is much more pain- and fatigue-less.
So I believe I will stay on my current drug diet of 60 mg Methadone, 60 mg Oxycodone IR (immediate release), 6 mg Klonopin per day. This costs me $162 a month. My doctor wants to put me on Cymbalta, which would force me to get a Medicare Part D Plan -- or Medicare Prescription Drug Plan -- which would mean that I would end up paying much more out of pocket per year than I currently do.
Since I seem to be doing well -- and should continue to do better the more my system is exposed to Methadone and is able to become used to it -- I think I'm going to forego a Part D Plan for now.
Perhaps I'll post an explanation about Medicare Part D someday soon. Then again, maybe I won't, since it would be an unholy pain in the ass, just as dealing with it is.
...Anyway: Hopefully I'm back to blogging. And back to having a life!
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Labels: bandini, calvin bandini, chronic fatigue disorder, cymbalta, disability, drugs, fibromyalgia, fibromyalgian, klonopin, medicare, Medicare Part D, Medicare Prescription Drug Plan, methadone, oxycodone
28 September, 2009
Mysteries Of the Pyramids, Explained
A lot of wacky stuff has been posited by a lot of wacky people due to the fact that pyramids were made by various cultures at various times, despite these cultures having had no contact with, or knowledge of, one another.
How could that possibly be? How could so many different cultures come up with the same structure throughout history?
This is how: Because all these cultures were made of people, and people anywhere think the same way as people everywhere. And the people that made up these cultures wanted to create the tallest, most stable structures they could.
And at the time these cultures existed, the pyramidal form was the best one to use to create a tall, stable structure.
DUH.
...I mean, it's that or aliens.
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